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Christina Anaya Mortensen

You have a lot of fun wordplay in this piece, I just feel like it's lacking some focus overall.

I think playing around with the title so it's expressing one clear concept would help.

Sep 2, 2023

Sep 2, 2023

A Review of the It Spinoff “Vice President Pencewise”

We find the evil clown in what’s probably the scariest place of all — a position of power.

Nov 3, 2020

Nov 3, 2020

Published in
How Pants Work

I’m the Guy Who Claps on Planes, and I Don’t Know What to Do With Myself Right Now

You know who I am.

May 12, 2020

I’m the Guy Who Claps on Planes, and I Don’t Know What to Do With Myself Right Now

May 12, 2020

Published in
Slackjaw

An Open Letter To The Academy Regarding Their Blatant Disregard For Jumanji: The Next Level

Dear Academy,

Jan 28, 2020

An Open Letter To The Academy Regarding Their Blatant Disregard For Jumanji: The Next Level

Jan 28, 2020

Published in
Slackjaw

Commentary By My Uncle Steve as the First Woman Advances in World Darts Championship

“The last time I saw a woman spend that much time in front of a dart board, she ended up with pierced nipples.”

Jan 17, 2020

Commentary By My Uncle Steve as the First Woman Advances in World Darts Championship

Jan 17, 2020

Published in
Hinged

You Are Hereby Sentenced to Start Wearing a Bra

Silence! The Court is prepared to proceed to sentencing.

Dec 7, 2019

You Are Hereby Sentenced to Start Wearing a Bra

Dec 7, 2019

Published in
Slackjaw

Last Words Of Crash Test Dummies

“Shotgun!”

Nov 21, 2019

Last Words Of Crash Test Dummies

Nov 21, 2019

Published in
The Bigger Picture

Unhelpful Motivational Posters at the Suicide Prevention Clinic

“Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it.”

Nov 20, 2019

Unhelpful Motivational Posters at the Suicide Prevention Clinic

Nov 20, 2019

Published in
Slackjaw

Commentary By My Uncle Steve While I Watch The Historic All-Female Spacewalk Live-stream

“Women? Huh, how about that.“

Oct 22, 2019

Commentary By My Uncle Steve While I Watch The Historic All-Female Spacewalk Live-stream

Oct 22, 2019

Christina Anaya Mortensen

Christina Anaya Mortensen

Loves writing about anything dark and disturbing that threatens the well-being of mankind — like Frozen 2 for instance. www.christinaanaya.com @laughterofbones

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