Christina Anaya MortensenYou have a lot of fun wordplay in this piece, I just feel like it's lacking some focus overall.I think playing around with the title so it's expressing one clear concept would help.Sep 2, 2023Sep 2, 2023
Christina Anaya MortensenA Review of the It Spinoff “Vice President Pencewise”We find the evil clown in what’s probably the scariest place of all — a position of power.Nov 3, 2020Nov 3, 2020
Christina Anaya MortenseninHow Pants WorkI’m the Guy Who Claps on Planes, and I Don’t Know What to Do With Myself Right NowYou know who I am.May 12, 2020May 12, 2020
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Christina Anaya MortenseninSlackjawCommentary By My Uncle Steve as the First Woman Advances in World Darts Championship“The last time I saw a woman spend that much time in front of a dart board, she ended up with pierced nipples.”Jan 17, 20203Jan 17, 20203
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Christina Anaya MortenseninSlackjawLast Words Of Crash Test Dummies“Shotgun!”Nov 21, 2019Nov 21, 2019
Christina Anaya MortenseninThe Bigger PictureUnhelpful Motivational Posters at the Suicide Prevention Clinic“Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it.”Nov 20, 2019Nov 20, 2019
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