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Christina Anaya Mortensen

Christina Anaya Mortensen

You have a lot of fun wordplay in this piece, I just feel like it's lacking some focus overall.

I think playing around with the title so it's expressing one clear concept would help.

1 min readSep 2, 2023

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Christina Anaya Mortensen

A Review of the It Spinoff “Vice President Pencewise”

We find the evil clown in what’s probably the scariest place of all — a position of power.

2 min readNov 3, 2020

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How Pants Work

I’m the Guy Who Claps on Planes, and I Don’t Know What to Do With Myself Right Now

You know who I am.

2 min readMay 12, 2020

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I’m the Guy Who Claps on Planes, and I Don’t Know What to Do With Myself Right Now

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Slackjaw

An Open Letter To The Academy Regarding Their Blatant Disregard For Jumanji: The Next Level

Dear Academy,

3 min readJan 28, 2020

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An Open Letter To The Academy Regarding Their Blatant Disregard For Jumanji: The Next Level

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Slackjaw

Commentary By My Uncle Steve as the First Woman Advances in World Darts Championship

“The last time I saw a woman spend that much time in front of a dart board, she ended up with pierced nipples.”

2 min readJan 17, 2020

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Commentary By My Uncle Steve as the First Woman Advances in World Darts Championship

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Hinged

You Are Hereby Sentenced to Start Wearing a Bra

Silence! The Court is prepared to proceed to sentencing.

2 min readDec 7, 2019

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You Are Hereby Sentenced to Start Wearing a Bra

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Slackjaw

Last Words Of Crash Test Dummies

“Shotgun!”

2 min readNov 21, 2019

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Last Words Of Crash Test Dummies

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The Bigger Picture

Unhelpful Motivational Posters at the Suicide Prevention Clinic

“Have no fear of perfection, you’ll never reach it.”

2 min readNov 20, 2019

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Unhelpful Motivational Posters at the Suicide Prevention Clinic

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Slackjaw

Commentary By My Uncle Steve While I Watch The Historic All-Female Spacewalk Live-stream

“Women? Huh, how about that.“

1 min readOct 22, 2019

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Commentary By My Uncle Steve While I Watch The Historic All-Female Spacewalk Live-stream

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Christina Anaya Mortensen

Christina Anaya Mortensen

Loves writing about anything dark and disturbing that threatens the well-being of mankind — like Frozen 2 for instance. www.christinaanaya.com @laughterofbones

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